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gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

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internetmessiah:

i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked

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its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

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jerkidiot:

look at my little man

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alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

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lokislongluscioussantahat:

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zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

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tokomon:

makingmywaydownmax:

The main reason Rihanna was so unamused during the VMA’s was that she didn’t have Katy Perry by her side

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she’s only happy 

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if

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there’s

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a katy perry 

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involved

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hlorridison:

captoring:

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megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

that comment

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